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Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Just fill in the blanks to create your own "Michael Jackson Last Will and Testament."

Persons wishing to submit their own Michael Jackson will (there is a question of the validity of the ones on hand) can use the format below. Better yet, just print the form and fill in the blanks and submit it to the California State Courts.

I, Michael Jackson, being of sound (?) mind bequeath my entire estate to ________________________. In addition, I live him/her the rights to all of the future royalities of my music and video productions (performed personally and owned). This includes printed materials, videos, recordings, and any other medium.

I grant them exclusive power of attorney and custody over my three children and my animal friends.

I also give ______________________ the rights to earn money by selling any of my property on E-bay (or any other auction service of his/her choice).

Should anyone contest this will, they should understand that _______________________ is my dear, life long friend and companion and has shared my bed many times. I wish him/her a life of happiness with my money and my children.

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