A Rabbit that lived on McDonald's new salad menu is to sue the American Multinational for making him obese. Ryan McRabbit, a vegetarian from Dublin's posh southside was thrilled with the introduction of the new healthy option menu at his local McDonalds.
Having eaten organic vegtables his whole life, he decided to give the new healthy option a go.
However, after thirty days of non-stop McDonalds, McRabbit is feeling the after effects. I used to weigh in at a healthy 8lbs, but since I started eating at the golden arches, my weight has quadrupled in the last month.
McDonalds has changed my life, I'm lethargic, find it difficult to concentrate and worst of all I find it difficult to get it up with the Mrs, and you know how we rabbits like to copulate.If I ever get my hands on Ronald McDonald, I'm going to sit on the bastard!
A spokesman for McDonalds rubbished McRabbit's claim. 'Customers should remember that everything should be consumed in moderation, including the healthy options menu, frankly McRabbit has clearly over indulged, and we reject his claims absolutely'.
McRabbit visited his Solicitor at Complete & Scheister Ltd, a well known Dublin law firm, yesterday. Pleadings were lodged in the Dublin Circuit Court citing McDonalds and Ronald McDonald as co-defendants.
Mr McRabbit's solicitor, Dick Van Camp told the press that they are going to fight McDonalds tooth and nail. Plainly all rabbits should take McDonalds with a pinch of salt, my clients life has been destroyed and we're not happy about it one bit. Last year this firm took a case against McDonalds when a chimpanzee choked on a McVeg burger, we're ready to fight