MIAMI, FLORIDA - Michael Jackson reportedly purchased Burger King for 1.7 billion dollars this Friday. Making his recovery from plastic surgery, he has a new love for burgers and would "like to be the owner of a place with so many of so many burgers."
The menu will remain the same, but all stores will now have a section to meet Michael Jackson and promote his new songs.
"I think this is a great way to advertise myself," said Jackson. "If I promote Burger King, everyone else will come and purchase something at the restaurant. And the might even get my autograph....."
Renovation will begin as early as this July, and all stores will be open again by early October.