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Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Downing Street booby MacDonald is out on her ass

London - (Carla Brunei Ass Mess): Busty blonde bombshell and Privvy (sic) Council litigation overlord Mary MacDonald has been given the bum's rush.

UK Anti-Terror cops booted her out of the prestigeous £150,000 Downing Street sinecure last week after laying a trail behind massive theft/embezzlement/fraud mobster Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei.

MacDonald, the government's top solicitor in charge of the Privvy's Judicial Committee, is now suspended after insisting that the Brunei Investment Authority is wholly owned by Jefri Archer's brother the Sultan.

"Of course it's not," head of the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency commented this weekend.

"But we're all under starters orders to stay schtum until the CIA's got Jefri in the slammer for the 9/11 atrocity."

Carla Bruni Sarkozy is a ketamine junkie.

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