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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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After Kit Kat leaves Cadbury Snickers will become the highest paid product in chocolate

Lucerne, Switzerland - Kit Kat have made a startling announcement in the Confectionary Times that they are to break away from the brand that made them famous and start their own business.

Identical twin chocolate fingers Kit and Kat, both 43, of Belgium have reportedly felt over worked and suppressed by the famous chocolate brand recently. "It was time to branch out on our own" said Kat, who is the spitting image of Kit. Kit nodded in agreement "I know they made us, but we felt stifled, worn out, suppressed. It just wasn't working out and we needed a break."

The two have announced that they have applied for a New Business Loan and have been looking around for a factory to launch their brand new business. The two have decided to stay clear of the genre that made them famous, chocolate, and will be launching their own range of perfume, aptly named Kitesha Katasha. They aim to have released three new scents by the end of the year. One will have a "distinct chocolate" flavour according to Kit, a second will have a delicious vanilla essence and the third will smell like fruit and nuts.

They have already been approached by high street chain Debenham's to launch the new perfume range and orders are already flowing in.

Rumours circulating around the perfume vine have estimated that Kit Kat's perfume will not outsell Britney Spears or DVB (David & Victoria Beckham) but should at least do better than your average toilet spray.

A spokesperson has expressed shock but said the twin fingers hadn't been selling that well lately and one may have turned vegetarian.

"Chocolate that tastes like cauliflower is not the kind of thing we want representing this company" said the spokesman "so good luck to Kit Kat in their new perfume venture - if they smell half as bad as they taste, they're going to need it!"

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