Nude Country Corn Flakes has been advertising the unadorned and downright plain, call it nude, recipe for their nothing but Iowa corn flakes. The Mennonite farmer founders of the simple cereal never dreamt that their state's Supreme Court would grant the many queer Iowan folk the right to marry.
Iowans for years have known about the bachelor uncle with the close buddy and dozens of people's aunties who had spinster companions. The live and let live philosophy comes natural with living in such a boring place. Lives that are so similarly lame, no one could imagine raising any objection. That is until the Uncle Obadiahs and Aunt Ruths came ruthlessly out of the closet and got appointed to the Iowa Supreme Court in such numbers that the Great Corn State of Iowan pig farmers now has joined the sinful Northeast in the United Staes of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Thus NCCF Inc has launched a timely ad campaign depicting Uncle Obadiah and Uncle Ned pitchfork and all on every new box of Nude Country Corn Flakes. Gay hating Iowa Reverend Gayslord Hatesfags suggests that a pointy tail and horns should accessorise the pitchfork.