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Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Another Ignorant Student Missing Out On Wonderful Diatribes About Capitalism.

Ayn Rand, famous Russian-born writer who extolled the merits of capitalism and portrayed business leaders as heroes in society, has channeled a new book through a medium that has a modern spin to it.

Viewing the present world economic situation from her vantage point in the netherworlds, Ms. Rand has considerably updated her financial philosophies after seeing the way such titans of the economy as Ken Lay, Bernie Madoff, Al Dunlap and others have sodomized the financial institutions they were involved with.

Her new book, entitled 'Atlas Threw Up', has been the talk of the library crowd. Literature professors the world over testify that the book seems to be a genuine Ayn Rand article as it puts students to sleep with the same swiftness as her other books.

The channeling of books from dead authors brings about whole new possibilities in publishing. Rumor has it that Karl Marx, having also viewed the present worldly economic mess from the heavens, is hard at work on 'Das Kapital II' and it has inspired Machiavelli to do 'The Prince II'.

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