Though he stroked not a phrase in Objective C, recently fired computer programmer, Ghee Kuh, desperately acquired the language and wrote himself out of debt, poverty and unemployment. Ghee crashed dozens of times in search of the iFoney game program that could save his sorry ass until he stumbled upon what promised to be an Objective C's A game:
"Suddenly it all seemed to come together in a magical slumdog millionaire kind of way. I exclaimed Krishna be praised and before I knew it, JIZM was born."
The newest latest iFoney game involves a really horney young maharajah in search of an iHoe on the iFoney red light onmyfacebook social network. There are elephants and monkeys and lots of iHoes and horney majarajahs.
iFoney game critic Objective D- gave the iHoe hunting game a six inch erection. O-D- praised the games involvement with animals but felt that to receive his highest rating of the eight incher there would have to be more voluptuous iHoes and some better endowed majharajahs.