WASHINGTON DC, U.S.A. - Federal Reserve chairman Bernanke canceled all bonds held by China in response to the consequential damages due to Chinese lead, melamine, and now stinky wallboard exports harming the U.S. economy beyond repair.
In addition, Bernanke now claims all the tea in China, as well as all the china in China. He was not sure what else was over there, but he felt he should be able to claim even more.
Yesterday's story details the evil effects of the Chinese wallboard that precipitated the housing price collapse, as planned by the Bilderberg Group.
In response, China is going to allow families to have an unlimited number of children, and start exporting used chewing gum to the U.S. They figure they will bury the U.S. in five years.