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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

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Chairman in Disguise !

Chairman of United Widgets PLC "Dancing Derek Doublenose" and his faithful Chauffeur Terry today arrived at their office in the city dressed as Kermit and Miss Piggy after following incorrect advice from Security to come "In fancy dress" today.

Mr Doublenose spoke to our reporter and tried to play down the mix up on the company intranet.

"If doing my job dressed as a frog means I could get in and not miss a days work then it's worth the effort," grinned the City Giant showing us his special frog hop.

"Shame about Terry though," pondered "Dancing Derek" loudly looking at Miss Piggy struggling to reverse the company Lexus into the loading bay.

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