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Topics: Economy, Poo

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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High Lord Geitner turns poo into plenty for the poor

Clever witch Blackrack and her worlock hubbie, Mullpointgard cast a spell on GAG insurance ogre and their bonuses and bailouts turned to poo. Poo is the newest, latest world currency that can only be spent on doing good. GAG millionaire bonus babies returned the poo pounds by the wheelbarrow full:

"We have no use for dollars that can't buy our greedy selfish dross. What would we ever do with a currency that helps people. Take your poo and shove up your poop shoot! Whoever voted for witches anyway!?"

The White Witch House approval rating has skyrocketed meanwhile as with billions of poo pounds flooding the treasury and being distributed to help in noble causes.

Republican conservatives have not stopped crying foul as big government is solving big problems in a big way:

"This is socialism pure and simple and so efficient and beneficial we will never get the capitalist money machine back in our control."

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