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Topics: Jewish, Candy

Sunday, 15 March 2009

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Jujube beads: an ancient Hebrew Rosary

Candymaker, Florida Olde Farts has made a killing for decades with their Jujube beads. The hard as rock near tasteless candy for some unknown reason is a movie theater treat that can't be beat. Film buffs have been gnawing, chewing and jawing on these indigestible brightly colored sugar based pellets from Gone with the Wind to Slumdog Millionaire.

A recent law suit may bring this rock candy dynasty to a halt. Jewish rights organization, Bnai B'rith is suing the candy corporation for a hate crime. The suit accuses the company of luring especially Floridian retirees of a certain religio-ethnic secular persuasion to purchase and then injure themselves and their dentures on these Jew Jew Beads.

FOF Inc defended their business practices by unveiling in court an ancient hebrew document that alludes to a kind of ancient rosary sometimes referred to as Jew Jew Beads:

Sol Sweettooth of FOF Inc told me that his company is selling a religious article:

"Who told them to eat them for G*d sake!"

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