Written by Remi Moses

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Friday, 13 March 2009

image for All currencies 'to become worthless' : Reuters
This will no longer be able to happen. You can imagine the same picture, but without the coin. Keep trying.

On the stroke of midnight, three men will walk into a press conference and stun the world by announcing the end of money. Worldwide. Forever.

"Much in the same way that after a large bank job they change the design of fivers, we've decided that as the money situation is generally rubbish, we'll just abolish it' they prelimiarily statemented. 'If this means people focus less on the decline of the pound/real/whatever then good, it just might mean that the general population will have to beg for scraps/starve.'

Current predictions for what will take over from money as currency include body parts, cherries and Panini Football 85 stickers.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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