Written by Mr. Lizard
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Topics: Ass, iPod

Friday, 6 March 2009

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iPod users have been known to complain about the sound quality of their 'ear bud' earphones, but don't think for a minute that the manufacturers have been resting on their laurels.

"Actually we've been experimenting on them!" Jokes Peter "Thump" Enos, one of the developers of iPod's new 'Butt Bud', the new accessory for the music playing device. "Where the Ear Bud supplies primarily the treble," Enos continued, "The Butt Bud supplies the bass. You simply run the wired speaker (about the size of a golf ball) down into your pants and insert it into your rectum."

Percy Thimble, an early product tester was impressed,"You can feel it, like, in your gut man. Just don't listen on a full stomach, y'know?" His eyes then rolled back in his head and some drool escaped his lips.

One evident setback, in this reporter's opinion from interviewing Percy, is that when you open your mouth a thumping bass beat escapes. I distinctly heard the bass line to the Doors' "Back Door Man."

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