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Topics: Economy

Thursday, 5 March 2009

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CountryHides New Pitch man for the Kiss Our Backside campaign

One of the worst perpetrators of housing mortgage scams, Countryhide once advertised itself as "Countryhide is on your side".

Since then the grifters of the bad debt department has gone belly up and has rolled over seemingly dead on its side. Like a smelly carcass of a big rotting beached whale, the real estate gigantor just laid there for months while customers became broke and homelessness happened.

But the Countryhide story is apparently not over as a new slippery-er eel like creature crawled out of the anus of the Countryhide corpse only to gobble up the bad debt created by none other than the corpus delectae.

Their new advertising slogan is : Countryhide - Go Kiss Our Backside

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