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Saturday, 21 February 2009

In a press release Friday, Starbucks announced that it will begin selling instant coffee for one dollar per cup in an effort to become viable in these trying economic times.

In a related story, chef Gordon Ramsey, of the FOX network's "Hell's Kitchen" and "Kitchen Nightmares" fame will begin serving "Hot Pockets" in all his resturaunts.

"Well, they're bleedin' tasty, aren't they?" chef Ramsey said around a mouthful of the steaming hot meat and cheese filled treat,"and during peak hours, with my most highly-skilled chefs, we can crank out two or three hundred of these little buggers with Tater Tots and a fruit cup for under twenty-five dollars a plate."

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