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Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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UK all girls schools are contemplating a No Muff Diving in the Pool Zone

Virgin Rails, The Puritanical Path to Safe Intercourse, has established a No Kissing Zone at a station in North England. Conflicting theories mention the traffic jams caused by smoochers, greedy parking lot attendants and Virgin's envy of sexual pleasure.

Now that early adolescents across the United Kingdom have been coming down with a rash of getting knocked up, Virgin Rails approach to carnal pleasures is being adopted by the British school system. No Humping Zones have been set up aroung most of England's primary schools. Signs banning biblical knowledge depict lithe early teen bodies wrapped around each other with the now universal No Bar across the couple coupling.

British all male boarding schools have modified the puritanical movement with their own No Buggering On Campus campaign.

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