As world banks collapse like New Orlean levys under the stress of Katrina and the neglect of Bush, many economic experts have overlooked the desperate plight of the nation's sperm banks.
Billions of dollars have been poured out to rescued the monetary institutions that are swirling about the recessionary toilet of the eight year Republican rule. But few have considered how hard economic times soften the sperm donations to the semen stockpile.
But once again the super agent of change, the yes we can-egro, BH Obama has thought of everything, In a little noted moment in his first press conference, after almost all had fallen asleep from the hours of perfect diction perorations.
One half-comatose reporter believes to have heard something like this:
"My fellow Americans, we all know that in difficult financial times the male of the species has, let us call it, a difficulty donating. Not a black stud like me of course but enough of my fellow citizens to have created a sperm bank crisis, heading toward a climax catastrophe. In recognition of this sperm bank situation, the bank bailout will provide billions for inspiration porn and a visionary supply of viagra!"