Written by The Moocher
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Topics: Condoms

Sunday, 1 February 2009

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The new Jumbo Condom - 1ft x 6ft

A new Giant sized Condom is to be unveiled this week by manufacturer Lubex. A spokesman for the company told The Spoof that due to growing demand "we are now producing a condom that will basically fit an Elephant".

He added over the last couple of years his company have had increasing demand for bigger and stronger condoms to cover the increase in alternative methods of sexual behaviour.

He went on to say that couples and groups are no longer sticking with conventional methods of sexual intercourse but are introducing other parts of the body and objects into the forum of sex. He added that a request from one customer required a condom large enough to go over his Head.

The new condom is to be called Jumbo and will be available in most leading retailers at a price of £7.99

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