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Thursday, 17 June 2004

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New York - Noted internet satire The Bunion has been officially taken over by goddamn hippies, sources have told The Spoof.

The Bunion, a familiar and highly humorous website with its own quirky take on current events, has been the mainstay of many netsurfers for a number of years. However, according to industry spokespersons, the website has been infiltrated by "gaddamn no-good hippie commie BASTIDS!"

The claim is further evinced by the rabidly bland politically correct language that has permeated the website, as seen in headlines such as "Local person has a super creamy latte at Starbucks while being very careful not to tread on anybody's feelings," or "Local youths sprinkle patchouli over selves in place of bathing with soap because it might, like, hurt animals, dude."

Reader response to the peaceful yet hostile takeover of The Bunion has been varied. "I, like, like it because it's like, likeable, y'know?" said Emily Bergenbarf, a freshperson at Let's Be Careful Not To Hurt Anyone's Feelings University. However, not all readers have been quite as enthusiastic. "Well, to be honest, I kinda hope they all get leprosy of the forehead and that stars of The Dukes of Hazard come and saw their faces off, but that's just how I feel about it," said Clyde Torkelpork, a truck driver from Havemycousin, Tennesee.

Sources have verified that, later this week, G. Gordon Liddy will visit the offices of The Bunion and pour boiling tar on everyone's lap.

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