The toy innovator that has brought the stimulating educational Beanie Buddies, "stress reducing learning figurines" that basically teach children to just lay there and relax, are introducing into the stagnant US toy market Marvelous Malia and Sweet Sasha.
Despite White House protests, the toy company has pushed forward with its marketing campaign of the brown little girl dolls. Advertisers are currently working on a play white house for the two "just your average little ghetto girls". Malia and Sasha's limo, presidential heliocopter and Airforce 1 are planned to released for Kwanza '09. An entire line of designer clothes, private school uniforms and chore doin' maid frocks are in production.
Plans for an Obama second term have designs for my first Prius Convertible already on their way to Chinese toy makes.