Stymied by utterly flat car sales, Pford Motor Cars announced today that it has inked a deal with Donkin Doughnuts to present the first automatic coffee car.
After an initial programming by the owner, Pford's Special 2009 Coffee Torus model will automatically brew the driver and passengers their favorite coffee beverages, fresh, as they drive to their destination. No more waiting in the drive thru, unless the owner wants to use some of the coupons for doughnuts also provided with the car sale.
The 2009 Coffee Torus comes in a select palette of exterior finishes: espresso, cafe au lait, and mocha java, with matching interiors. Restocking of the car's coffee supplies can be done by the Service Center with each oil change for a small extra fee.
The Coffee Torus which comes standard with lots of cup holders, a V6 engine, anti-lock brakes and side air bags, will be available March 2009 at your local Pford dealer.
(Not to worry abut fuel efficiency; coffee- making in no way lowers the mpg rating of the Torus because the coffee maker is powered by a separate solar battery that recharges itself in natural daylight.)