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Topics: Health, Food

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

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Today, SuperHealth Bakery released its new 700,000 grain muffin. CEO Tom Baker said "we have been working on this muffin for years." It has 700,000 different grains, so it took years just to collect them. It has 100,000 times anyone's daily recommended fiber so if you eat one of these, you do not ever need to eat any more fiber.

Pressed to name some of the grains, Baker said: wheat, oats, rice, red rice, wild rice, sticky rice, poppy seeds, triticale, rye, quinona, and a lot more.... The toughest problem he said was shrinking the muffin down to accommodate all the grains. "We had to use nanotechnology," he said.

A recipe expert hired by the firm has taste tested the 700,000 Multi Grain and says it is a killer burger bun, a good breakfast sandwich with an egg and a great lunch option with tuna salad.

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