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Tuesday, 6 January 2009

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Jefri, 69, is a senior Mossad operative with the rank of colonel

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Disgraced Ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff has told the FBI his hedge fund tips all came from long-term sleeping partner Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei.

Jefri, 69, is a fugitive from justice after British courts issued an arrest warrant in 2007 following a protracted squatters rights fight over fabled Regent's Park villa St John's Lodger (sic).

Madoff's pre-trial statement blames Jefri, a long-serving Mossad colonel, for the $50 billion bankruptcy of the eponymous hedge fund.

The UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency reckons Jefri's ten year $30 billion bender is at the root of the Madoff fiasco.

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