Written by Pointer
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Topics: Breasts, Hooters

Thursday, 25 December 2008

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You'll be seeing double at Hooters for a limited time only

Business in this desperate economy are trying all manner and means of gimmick and gainsay to boosts sales and bring in the customers. Hooters the chain restaurant that sells a good long look at their waitresses top and rear nasty bits has suffered along with less honest establishments in this recession. Wall Street Hooters franchise is hoping that its latest special will save the day.

Two for the price of one breasts have the Johns, er, clients lining up with bibs on. Englisher Restaurant manager and procurer Pimp Panderer explained the strategem:

"Ya see we usually charge a certain fee for involvement with the single breast. Wings and legs are cheaper unless you want some thigh encounter and the demise that lie between as Hamlet might say. That there will cost ya a pretty penny, not that all our chicks aren't worth it, mind you! The twofer that we are offerin' surrounding our gull's breasteses is the deal fer a lifetime...get 'em while they's HOT!"

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