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Topics: hamburger, perfume

Saturday, 20 December 2008

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Everyone wants to go down for the Spicy Taco

With the economy in no short supply of market surprises, the fragrance industry delivered a bit of an unexpected whiff this week. Burger king Burger King released its first male perfume Flame Broiled Whopper.

The cologne has been describes as smokey sensation with a hint of tomato and onion. The ad campaign touts:"When you smell like a whopper, women will know the king is coming".

McDonald's has not been far behind with its aftershave called Special Sauce with a really appealing commercial where a hunk has a smattering of SS round about his goosh till a Britney Spears look alike licks it off to the seeming delight of both.

Long John Silver jumped aboard with the fragrance frigate Long Dong a deodorant that lasts 24/7 and smells like fish. " All the guys will think you've been down below!!": brags a pirate in the advertisement.

Taco bell is rumored to be working on a feminine hygiene product called The Spicy Taco.

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