Rod Blagojevich who is closer to impeachment than Monica was to Slick's willie is now infamous for political bribery. The FBI investigations however have focused on the rank world of Chicago corruption.
His crass bidding war for the Obama Senate seat angled for cash and career with an audacity and avarice remarkable even for the windy city and its sinister state.
Few however suspected that Rod B had furniture franchises in the Big Apple and its surrounding Republican orchard. That was until yesterday when a receipt was found addressed to one Caroline Kennedy from Blagojevich Furniture Inc..
The price had more zeros than than the Bush deficit. Kennedy said that the seats were Bauhaus chairs for her antique dining room table.
Blagojevich is said to have commented: "Yes, and I guaranteed timely delivery to Washington, DC."