Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (OMFG! Mess): Disgraced hedge fun fraudster Bernard Madoff has blamed an erratic space/time warp continuum surrounding his business orifices at the Pig in Lipstick Building in Midtown Manhattan's Turd Avenue for the missing $50 billion.
Fluctuations apparently became critical around the time of Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama's primetime sliming of Sarah Palin in then Pitbull-with-Lipstick furor.
Some of Madoff's creditors concurred today saying they warned him the Pig-in-Lipstick Building is spooked.
"We think the erection is the inspiration behind the Ghostbusters! Building," one anonymous source commented today.
"And like the Ghostbusters' 55 Central Park West edifice it was designed by an insane architect who started a secret society that performed rituals to Mammon on the building's roof."
They cite the similarities between with the Ghostbusters' building's deep purple brick facade and the Pig-in-Lipstick Building's continuous wall of red enameled Imperial granite exterior in mitigation.