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Topics: George W. Bush

Saturday, 6 December 2008

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Half Million Jobless March may be Bush's last hope for fame

In a line that would reach the moon and back, President Bush created a queue of the November unemployed just to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.

W explained:

"I tried to get into the book for losing two wars at a time but was beaten out by a number of world war lords. The worst leader during natural disasters was a close call but was robbed from me by the Thai dictators. I just missed unseating Hoover for economic moron of all time but my depression is just not great enough yet. Environmental monster is still held by the Soviets because of Chernobyl.

"We are really hopeful that the Half Milion Month Jobless Man March will cement me in the book of records for causing the most pain in the American family around the holidays!"

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