Written by Evan Essence
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Topics: Cars, bailout

Saturday, 6 December 2008

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This woman can't even drive.

Detroit, Michigan Reaching a historic agreement with CEO's of the Big Three automobile manufacturers, Congress, on Wednesday, approved a massive bailout plan...and included the stipulation, that if the American tax-payers are to bail out the auto companies, they will also become defacto members of the Board of Directors of these companies, and have voting rights in regular Board Meetings.

According to the terms of the pivotal agreeement, every 2 years, when Americans go to the polls, to vote for elected officials, in addition to being able to vote for politicians of their choice, and on various other propositions and ballot initiatives....the American voters will also have the right to cast their vote for the Big Three CEO's, and to vote on the various current issues facing the automobile manufacturing companies.

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