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Topics: Terrorism, Airlines

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

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This is your captain speaking

British Airlines, the world's least favourite airline, is exploring the possibility of a merger with the Arab terrorist, Abu 'Curfew' Qatada, TheSpoof.com misunderstands.

BA, who had earlier rejected an approach for a similar arrangement from Antipodean carrier, Qantas, believe that a merger with Qatada will go some way to averting potential terrorist activity on its flights.

BA has said in the past that it feels it would be a prime target for any would-be, attention-seeking, young Muslim extremist, and the alliance with the man described by some as Osama Bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe, will divert terror in the direction of other major carriers, most probably in America.

It's well-known that there is a bottomless pit of American-trained Arab pilots who would love the chance the fly BA aircraft, although there has been a question over landing proficiency in recent years.

A spokesman for Jordanian-Palestinian Qatada looked surprised, and said:

"What the devil are you talking about?"

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