New York - (Merovingian Dy-Nasty Mess): Soothsayers at NY's Roosevelt Island Temple of Nemesis have issued a bitter-sweet warning about Monday's stunning Saint Eligius Day Saturn-trining Moon/Venus/Jupiter conjunction that falls at 22 degrees Capricorn.
A terse statement today predicts unprecedented catastrophe for those Off-the-Wall Street alchemists who have ruined western capitalism by trying to turn subprime base metals into gold.
Eligius, patron saint of goldsmiths and chief counsellor to Merovingian Dynasty founder King Dagobert I of France, predicted that the Goddess of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn would smash the Merovingian-fellating Opus Dei cabal that bankrupted humanity's soul.
The prophecy is particularly scornful of Albion's Puppet Monarchy which, it is claimed, will end in disaster under the December 1st 2008 triple astrological conjunction.
"You have been warned," a Temple source added mysteriously.