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Topics: Economy, loans

Friday, 28 November 2008

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Vincenzo DiBancone Ain't Gotta da dough

Vinnie "Da Bank" DaBancone has been turning clients away like mass produced pizza. In an exclusive interview Vinnie explained his plight:

"Ay yoo doughn't tink I wanna lend at 20 per cento. Wadrya ubots!? If I had the dough I'd be spreadin it around like Sal's famous Pizzeria. Da Dough just ain't der...Watm gonna do? It's hard out der fa a pimp and ya average loan shark's got it woise."

Economic advisors to the President elect from the Tony Resko Chicago Savings, Loan and Cement Shoe Company are urging Obama to include small business entrepeneurs like Vincent DaBancone in the goverment bailout.

CFO Dabancone told a House Subcommittee: " Ay Cumpanies like mine are da backbone of the economy. Break our backs and the people thats owes us money are really gonna hurt!"

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