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Monday, 24 November 2008

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ShittyGroup was going down the pan along with Alwaleed's $$$s

Off-the-Wall-Street, NY - (Sordid Fat Cat Ass Mess): Weeks of diplomatic misery-stirring by Sordid Arabia's Prince Alwaleed has resulted in a US Treasury $326 billion cash injection into troubled Off-the-Wall-Street lender ShittyGroup.

Alwaleed, 69, holds a 5% stake in the banking group and has a stellar hystery of dodgy business dealings that rival Brunei's top mobster Prince Jefri Archer.

For some years he has claimed ownership of a £50 million palladian villa in London's Regent's Park which he says he bought for a knockdown $1 million during a post-divorce firesale.

Jefri himself had claimed ownership of the neighboring landmark property which the Court of the Privy Council last year ruled as a massive con.

A spokesman for the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency said today:

"Alwaleed and Jefri Archer are a right pair.

"Hank Paulson may have doshed up the flaccid ShittyGroup but this won't stop up from nailing Alwaleed.

"Count on it."

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