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Wednesday, 19 November 2008

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Bubba loves religious freaks a long time!

Christian fundamentalist and pyramid scheme, Order of the Divine Will and Testament professes that its belief in the resurrection of the dead at the Imminent Second coming of Christ entitles them to continue collecting the social securities checks of thousands of deceased members being stored in church pyramids.

Divine Will Most reverend Accountant, Ponzi Skeem told thespoof.scam that St Paul teaches us in the letter to the Thessalonians that the dead are simply sleeping as they await the return of the Lord: "Sleeping people, for Christ's sake comatose people can still collect govamint checks so why not the righteous who are just resting their eyes till they can see the Parousia."

IRS agent, Javier Javer explained that Skeem and his fellow devoted schemers will soon be awaiting the rapture in the hairy arms of a convict named Bubba.

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