As the world economy rummages in its holey pockets for some spare change and the US merchants brace for a very unmerry Christmas profit margin, the one bright spot seems to be the booming sales of fire arms and bullets.
Sales clerk, Gunther Bandilleras of Guns'N Ammo Munitions factory and Funeral Parlor told thespoof.stiffs that he can't keep the pieces on the shelf while a steady supply of stiffs has the undertakers hopping.
Observers suggest that the weapons explosion has to do with a rising crime rate, a lagging economy and the fear that Barack Obama is going to take our(?) guns away.
Neighborhood Watch Specialist,Lovey White said that she has just recently purchased a sniper's rifle with a telescopic site:" When the economy tanks, crime rates rise. I'm committed to keeping my neighborhood around Pennsylvania Ave crime free and lily white and pure.