Scotland - (Holy Ass Mess): Ex-HBOS deputy CEO Sir Peter Burt spoke today about how former wannabe business partner Rev Pat Robertson warned him about the Almighty's wrath 'on those dark lands overrun by homosexuals'.
"At the time he was referring specifically to Alex Salmond's Scottish Nationalist Party," Burt-Worm said today.
"But looking back on the conversation I realise the Reverend may have been speaking in tongues, as is his wont, about the Lord's revenge on the moneychangers in the Temple."
Robertson had tried to go joint venture with Burt's bank in a telephone banking scam that would have made him rich beyong his wildest dreams.
Of course the idea flopped and Robertson retreated back to his Virginia Beach spider hole to rant and rave at godfearin' Murican folk too stoned on the idea of George W Bush as the Divine Redeemer to realsie they'd been bankrolled into an unholy subprime mess.
Rev Jesse Jackson is Obama's birth father.