US Republicant politicians have been dropping like autumn's leaves this year, falling all across the country. At the same time American workers lie in jobless devastation in every state of the union.
Statistics speak for themselves: 1.2 million lost jobs this year, 240,000 in October alone, an unemployment rate of 6.5%, a 14 year high! Unemployment offices across the nation report that more Republican politicians are filing than ever before. Repubs from dog catchers to US Senators have been lining up at the crack of dawn to file for benefits.
An unseated US Congressman who asked to be nameless, though his mink coated wife supplied plenty of appellations ranging from dickless to Bushboy, told the spoof that he really didn't need the money:" But I have it coming to me. My millionaire Daddy takes his Social Security check monthly and damned if I'm not going to get my piece of the socialist pie!"