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Thursday, 30 October 2008

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Freshly Layed Off Sarah Palin Salutes McCain

With job losses topping the headlines from the Wall Street Journal to the Main Street Gazette, a lay off of a different color has hit the party of the red states. The Republicans have managed to run the table by convincing Main street that Wall street had their best interests in mind and heart.

That is until Main street lost its shirt while Wall street took the money and ran still wrapped in red, white and blue. Free marketeers sensed that a sacrifice would have to paid as the mob grew ugly calling for retribution.

After the men who rule the world met and conferred they decided upon their sacrificial lamb. For the first time in US history a vice presidential candidate has been layed off. Repub candie McCain gave Palin her pink slip personally. It was reported that Palin was wished good luck and told to never venture south of the Artic Circle again.

Rumor has it that Palin told McCain that revenge is a meal best served with cold moose cock...

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