London - (Sordid Ass Mess): The Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's Australian gangster half brother is opening London's latest shopping maul (sic) this week.
Frank Lowy, 78, is the ultimate feckless land-grab merchant after embezzling a massive commercial property portfolio to get his grubby mitts on the Heistfield site which opens its doors to a gobstruck shopping public this Turdsday.
Lowy sprang to notoriety in the news headlines shortly before 9/11 after reports that he and his sidekick Larry Silverstein had managed to forge the ownership papers of Lower Manhattan's Twin Towers.
A prior arrangement with Osama Bin Laden - Margaret Thatcher's bastad son by ex-King Fahd of Sordid Arabia - ensured that a hastily procured insurance policy paid out double compensation after the 9/11 attack.
The following year Lowy was unmasked as the ultimate paymaster of Lord Levy - blind truss portfolio bagman to ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his personal Middle East envoy/cum WMD cheerleader.
Thursday's opening ceremony by London Mayor Boris Karloff should be very interesting.