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Sunday, 19 October 2008

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Mojado Alienado prefers Wetback Air to the pedal power express

While airlines around the world have been suffering like every other business from the Bush Worldwide Wipeout, one corporation of flyfolks has been raking in the masa.

Wetback Airlines which specializes in shipping undocumented immigrants from the nation of immigrants, the US of A, back to their homes in the southern reaches of latin America has been making pan as if panning for gold!

Frequent flier Mojado Alienado praised the airline for its comfortable leather seats, the gourmet latino cuisine and the classic films of Mexican payaso, Cantinflas:

"I fly back home on WetAir two maybe three times a year. I work in a sweat shop 24-7 for months at a time and send most of my pay back home. Then when I need to return home fortunately, La Migra picks me up like Enterprise and ships me a mi casa! que buena suerte!"

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