Gulf of Mexico - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Chevron Oil's fabled Jack 2 Gulf of Mexico deep water well has uncovered a massive 500+ billion barrel reserve pool of high grade isotopic UFO propulsion fuel.
The find, some 35,000 ft below sea level, is a direct match for samples taken from a retro-engineered mothercraft stored in the Nevada Desert's Area 51 ET hangar.
Scientists at the US Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today the pool lies 175 miles offshore in an area long suspected of being a pre-Flood refuelling repository for alien craft.
They believe this once served all the extraterrestrial energy needs for space convoys charged with seeding humanity from a non-hydrocarbons based civilization near the star Altair in the constellation Aquilla.
"We think the location is the site of the pre-Atlantean base of Lemuria which was built using ET technology before the Great Flood on mechanised automated platforms," the JCL's spokesman said today.
"There could be thousands of billions of barrels of the stuff down there."