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Topics: Economy, Alcohol, drunk

Friday, 10 October 2008

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Financial Guru

A recently released report into the stock market crash has found that spending your money getting pissed every night would've been a far more sensible thing to do than investing in the shares market.

"Yes we were surprised" claimed report head Professor Len Allen "but we found that those who spent their pay packet getting drunk and eating kebabs had accomplished far more than those who put their money in the stock market"

With many of the country's wealthy now facing financial ruin a told you so feeling has descended on British pubs with local alcoholics now being recognised as economic geniuses.

"I've always told anyone who'd listen that getting pissed every night was alot smarter than giving your money to some smug git in a suit" said newly acclaimed piss pot Les Dixon "and they thought I was mad"

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