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Friday, 3 October 2008

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'I hope one has already transferred all one's assets to gold!'

They say that in a socialist state everyone is equal, but some people are more equal than others and the same seems to be true today as all of us now seem to have been set up to bail out the elite monopolising socialist criminals in Wall Street.

In a stunning victory over freedom, crony monopolists have gotten together to buy off US politicians and pass a new sort of global world government under Crony Socialism.

This new form of socialism is different from many of the others of the past where everyone is meant to be equal and money is meant to be distributed evenly through the populace. Now, money is to be given by the poor to the rich, who will then engage in Crony Socialism only for them, where they will take the money of the peon under classes and distribute it 'evenly' among themselves.

'Who cares about them anyway,' David Rockefeller told us. 'The world is overpopulated anyway so it'll do it some good to strip them all of any wealth they may have left, then we'll pull off a huge staged financial implosion and 99% of humanity will starve to death, leaving people like me to divide up the fruits of the planet evenly between ourselves.'

'That doesn't sound very good,' we whimpered in astonishment.

'Not for people like you,' Rockefeller sneered. 'But for people like me it will be great. Socialism will eventually work and it will save the planet too!' He smiled and took a deep self satisfying breath before he relished in saying his next sentence. 'But it just so happens that for it to work, we have to get rid of most of the disgusting lower class idiots like you and the people who will read your article.'

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