Written by Rick Boldbone
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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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With the recent collapse of Lehman Brothers and the credit crunch McDonalds have decide to combine takeaway food and banking.

The idea is that the more junk food that people buy will save them money on purchasing food. This money can then be directly banked at McDonalds.

Each burger sold will equate to $1.00 or £5.00 depending on the location of the restaurant.

A spokesman for McDonalds said "this a great way of for everyone to eat and save. We are dedicated to giving you high quality food and turning our burgers into cash for you".

Some critics suggest that this is just a ploy by McDonalds and that your money is really being used to buy and destroy more rainforests.

It is expected that many of the ex Lehman employees will join McDonalds to start the ball rolling.

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