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Topics: Money, Economy, Candy

Monday, 15 September 2008

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God, I lost so much money on them Iced Gems.......

In a shocking revelation, it has been revealed that Ice, or Midget Gems have no great monetary value.

The mini biscuits, a treat for many who grew up in the 20th Century are worthless lumps of sugar, that rot teeth. The only person they made rich was the Tooth Fairy, and even then, she is a fictional character.

Speaking to us earlier, Professor Saville from the University of Jim'll told us: 'It is right, Iced Gems, that so many of us remember are actually worthless. Whilst many gems are valuable, Iced Gems are not worth anything, except for the over-inflated price that is charged for them'

Iced Gems are to be sued by the same idiots who sued Monster Munch for containing only traces of Monster.

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