RNC cheerleaders celebrated the fact that the Repub Candie VPilf's husband was the original inventor of the classic children's toy: The Snowcone machine!
Mr Palin on the verge of becoming the second lady was thrust into the national spotlight initially as the most successful snowshoe rental entrepreneur in Wasilla, Alaska, the town as ugly as sin.
When initial poll results suggested that America, especially privileged Republican America might want more in the man about to be castrated by his gritty, really mad wife. That's when researchers found the long lost patent on the Palin Snowcone Machine.
True it only consisted of a spoon, snow and whale blubber but nonetheless it was enough to bring the desperate crowd on board. Snowcone! snowcone! became the chant as the next to last night of the RNC closed with "Snowcone" Palin posing at 11pm holding his 4 month old obviously startled baby.