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Topics: Airport, BAA

Thursday, 21 August 2008

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The British Aeronautical Ass Osculation CEO Lily Bopeep has declared the opening of a emergency sale of all British airports. Prospective buyers have been submitting their bids along with details of the creative changes they would make.

Eccentric Scot billionaire Heathcliff Rowe is offering to surround the busy London airport with misty moors, picturesque sheep and long lost lovers as stewards and stewardesses.

Yank trillionaire Trump has suggested that each airplane could become a kind of flying casino with high stakes gambling on board.

And American oil magnate turned environmentalist T. Boone Pickens is proposing to equip every former BAAO plane with an economical wind sail to save the planet and give passenger a real high stakes wager to bet on!

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