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Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Prosecuters claim that auto repair can be an act of terrorism; White House motorpool seek immunity!

Most corporate human resource professionals have learned to read between the lines. The Gitmo Terror Trials have produced some of the most non-committal and even blatantly neutral letters of wreck for Salim Hamdan, Osama Bin Laden's driver.

9-11 CEO KS Mohammed wrote about Mr Hamdan: "He is a primitive with a fourth grade education...not fit to plan or execute...only good for changing tires and oil..."

Osama's chauffeur's defense attorneys asked the court that if they were hiring a terrorist would they choose Mr. Hamdan. They suggested that Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice could get much better letters of recommendations as cold blooded killers and dangerous terrorists than their cabbie client.

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