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Topics: Dick Cheney, Oil

Saturday, 16 August 2008

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The evil henchman and the genius behind Butch Oil

Bush- Cheney Texas "T", also known as Butch Oil under the management of VP Cheney's lesbian daughter, has cornered the market on all Iraqi oil and at a bargain price. Once the surge started bribing Sunnis to stop blowing up the oil pipelines in Iraq, black gold started flowing again.

That flow has been going straight into the pockets of a certain Texas based oil conglomerate that happens to owned by none other than the Texas Oil twins, George W Bush and his evil henchman Dick "I'll shoot you in the face" Cheney!

Dick's little lesbian daughter has taken the reins of the utilities conglomerate and dubbed double ewe's venture: Butch Oil. Butch Oil will be under selling every oil producer in the market due to the special deal they have gotten from their Iraqi friends. The company will also be selling petroleum based sexsual lubricant also called Butch oil.

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